Great work, internet: Jeff Bezos' alleged sext is a meme now

If the National Enquirer is to be believed (idk!), Jeff Bezos sent some pretty gnarly sexts to news anchor Lauren Sanchez. And by "gnarly," we mean so boring and bad. Jeff Bezos might be good at shaving his head and collecting an enormous amount of your personal data, but he is bad at sexting.

Perhaps the worst line in these alleged sexts is Bezos referring to Sanchez as "alive girl." "I love you, alive girl," he reportedly wrote. "I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

There are loads of questions to be asked here, but it's hard to focus on anything but the word "alive." Why did Jeff B need to specify Sanchez was alive? Was it an autocorrect error, or is he really that inept? MacKenzie, get your money! Read more...

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